Fun Stuff - Things You'll Never Hear People in Naruto Say
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NARUTO:
"You know...this headband is kinda tacky..." - Zenrai
NARUTO: [during the Wave arc] "Omg, You killed Sasuke! SAKURA: You Bastard!!!" - Eri NARUTO: forget this ninja crap, math is my real forte - Cara NARUTO: (to shikamaru) Ano sa! Ano sa! Teach me how to play go! Shikamaru: *eyes drop to the floor* - Greg KYUUBI: I am the very model of a psycho individual... - Mirage NARUTO: You killed my father! KYUUBI: You really are a neive little kit...Naruto I am your father! NARUTO: NOOOOOOOO!!!!! - Mirage NARUTO: "Sasuke's right! I AM a dobe! *prances around and sings* I'm a dobe! I'm a dobe! I'm a dobe!" - Himoko NARUTO: I'm tired of ramen. Give me some carrot sticks! - RL NARUTO: "I wuv u Sasuke! SASUKE: :*crying* I luv u too!! *hugs Naruto* - Jenny NARUTO: *hugs Gaara* MY FWIEND!!! Gaara: o.o!!!!!!!!!!!!! - DNA NARUTO: "I have an announcement to make, people, people.." *scratches throat* "This is very hard for me to say, but i've given up Ramen Noodles!" - Carrie NARUTO: Forget being Hokage, I wanna be Clint Eastwood! *mounts horse and rides off into sunset* Yee haw! *clip clop of horse's hooves can be heard* *horse rears* Yaah! *Naruto slides off* *thud* - Kyuubi NARUTO: "2*2 + 24x = 23 + 1 - 11" NARUTO: "I give up. You win." NARUTO: I don't want to be Hokage! I wish to be...The Lord of Dance. *RIPS his shirt off, sticks a rose in his mouth* SASUKE: *dancing and singing* I'm feelin' SEX-AAAAAYY *rips shirt off*...when I hear you say my name... - SouSeta SASUKE: [to ITATCHI] "Hello. My name is Uchiha Sasuke. You killed... my whole family. Prepare to die." -aks SASUKE: *farts* aah...now i feel way better! - Tibbie SASUKE: *high* Damn, dis shiz iz good... - CrazyAce SASUKE: *singing* He's got the whoooole world in his hands- Sakura: *singing* He's got the whole world in his hands! Naruto: *singing* Damn straight i dooooo - Atsuki SASUKE: [to kakashi] alright. hand over the book! *grabs it from him and walks away as he begins to read it*- shey SASUKE: "Screw revenge, i'm going clubbing!!!" - Littoneko SASKUE: *singing loudly* I FEEL GOOD... dundadundadundadun... I KNEW THAT I WOULD... - CrazyAce SASUKE: "Sexy no jutsu!" - Kaiser SASUKE: BUNNIES!!!*claps hands and chases bunny*YAYAYAY!!! - Muu SASUKE: It's best to forgive and forget! -Red Dragon SASUKE: "Hey, Sakura. Let's go out to lover's leap and neck for a while." SASUKE: *on the intercom*..."We need clean up on isle Seven. CLEAN UP on isle SEVEN." SASUKE : *to team 07* "Great job, guys! we really pulled that one off! Sakura, you really showed that Shinobi who was boss!" *claps hands together * SAKURA: sasuke I just found the coolest thong let me model it for you*sasuke drops dead from loss of blood* Sakura: are you okay i didn't think it was that tyte - Anthony SAKURA: Hey Orochimaru wanna go out with me! - Kiba_Lover SAKURA: *delivers a kidnapped Sasuke to Orochimaru* "Okay, now where the cash?" - CrazyAce SAKURA: Oh, Sasuke was SO last season... Naruto's in now! - CrazyAce SAKURA: Naruto... I don't want to be too forward... eeeh, but will you go out with me? INNER-SAKURA: HELL YEAH!!!- Riana SAKURA: "Oh, Naruto, I've always loved you! I never wanted Sasuke, I just wanted to make you jealous, did it work?" - Carrie KAKASHI: I'm swearing off Come Come Paradise. From now on, I will only read lemon Naruto fanfics. - arctic_fox17 KAKASHI: I need a new profesion porno stardum here I come - Cara KAKASHI:"Damn, I can't find my other contact" ITACHI:"Hey man, don't look at me like that!!!" - CoCo KAKASHI: What's under the mask... what's under the mask! That's all everyone cares about! Well here! Take a good look! (rips off mask, wearing another one) Ya happy?! - Mikazuchi KAKASHI: Why isn't my sharingan working!!! Let me get my secret weapon.. MY MONACLE!!! MWAHAHA!! - kenshinobi KAKASHI: (Burns Come Come Paradise) This is a very bad book!!! It's no Paradise! It's Hell!!! - anko's alter ego KAKASHI: *lifts up headband* "Damn this contact's getting on my nerves..." - swordmasterdrg KAKASHI: *singing* "Do a little dance... make a little love... get down tonight! Uh, uh, get down tonight!" - CrazyAce KAKASHI: *to the kids* *girly voice* Okay, look, I was late because I just COULD NOT get my hair to work for me, and ran out of moisturizer, and Gai stopped by to borrow my wax kit AGAIN... - CrazyAce KAKASHI: "Hello team 7, my name is Hatake Kakashi...and I'm a porn-o-holic." - Ono KAKASHI: [2 hours late]:"sorry guys,(pointing to his "Come Come Paradise") my nosebleed wouldn't stop..." - Miyazaki KAKASHI: Weeellll... Okay. I suppose one little strip-tease couldn't hurt. Let me just get this mask off first. - Demininja KAKASHI: "I have been waiting here for an HOUR, you guys..." KAKASHI : "BE FREE, MY LITTLE ONE. SWIM WITH YOUR FAMILY!" *throws Iruka off the dock, crying* SANDAIME: Sexy no Jutsu! Naruto: DEAR GOD MY EYES!!! - DamashiOdinToshiro SANDAIME: Hey, Shikamaru, pass the paint! I wanna decorate the Monument! - CrazyAce SANDAIME:: [Singing] "I'm too sexy for my shirt..." OROCHIMARU: I need a tan. - arctic_fox17 OROCHIMARU: "It's at times like these I think, 'What Would Gene Simmons Do'?" - Razu OROCHIMARU:Attack my zombies! SARUTOBI:*screams like a girl* - Shikaki OROCHIMARU: (adressing his mirror) Mirror, mirror on the wall, tell me, who is the evilest of them all? - Greg OROCHIMARU: I love you Kabuto!! *runs over and hugs him* - branchey OROCHIMARU: *watches Gaara for his cue* "ACK! It's a SNAKE! Oh! It's a Snaaaake!" [see the badger dance] -aks OROCHIMARU: "Screw the Michael Jackson look. I want to look just like Justin Timberlake. Dr, start with the tongue." - Natasha OROCHIMARU: "I'm not evil! I'm just decidedly inept at doing nice things..." - CrazyAce OROCHIMARU: Forget immortality, I'm gonna follow my dream! I'm gonna be a show tune lounge singer! - CrazyAce OROCHIMARU: "Sexy no Jutsu" - Yami Kd-Chan & Ero-Sennin OROCHIMARU: "Anko, truth be told, I only wanted you for your body. Interpret that as you will" *winks* - Kaede OROCHIMARU: "Can't we all just get along?!" OROCHIMARU: [Singing] "It's so easy! Happy-go-lucky! We are the world! We did it!" OROCHIMARU: "WAAAAZUUUUUPPPP???!!!" KABUTO:[to Orochimaru] For Kami's sake man, take some throat pills! - Greg TAYUYA : Sakon, please tell to your brother that if he doesn't put his hand off my ass, i'll kill both of you... - +Lilith+ TAYUYA: And this one time at band camp... - Enter Clever Name Here JIRAIYA: Me?!! Write that book?!! That is quite absurd i tell you!! there is no way a gentleman of my high class would have a hand in writing that intolerable and disgraceful rubbish!![ puts on his manacle and walks off w/ his nose in the air] - KaanaChan JIRAIYA: "I've decided to give up writing novels and become a priest. - Yami Kd-Chan & Ero-Sennin JIRAIYA: *looks at Porno mag.* EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW - Asuka TSUNADE: Could use some implants...Hey i'm a doctor right?:) - NamiNamiMeh TSUNADE: *during lee`s sugery* we can rebuild him we have the technology RAIDO: no we do'nt. TSUNADE: SHUT UP.*slaps with boobs* - guntottinghippie ITACHI:*singing
to sasuke* Why cant we be friends, why cant we be friends. - guntottinghippie
ITACHI: "For the last time, this is NOT a mumu!" - Razu OROCHIMARU : "I need no shower. I can lick myself clean, thank you." - Konohaimports ITACHI: "I've always wanted to kill the world's sexiest man. But then I realized suicide's not the way to go." - Yurimi-neko ITACHI: Red is so dull, I think I'll buy some blue contacts! - CrazyAce ITACHI: "Harem no Jutsu! What do you think of me now, Orochimaru?" - Yami Kd-Chan & Ero-Sennin ITACHI: "I like doing volunteer work and mentoring my cute little brother!" IBIKI: "Waaah, I got a boo-boo!" *shows everyone his papercut* - CrazyAce IRUKA: "I hate teaching... I really wanna be a stripper!" *rips off pants* - CrazyAce [and the webmisstress passes out from massive nasal bloodloss] IRUKA: "Look at me! I'm Free Willy!" *does a dive off the bridge* - CrazyAce IRUKA: "What the heck? Kakashi, what are you doing?" KAKASHI *is standing in a field* "Hey! I am a scarecrow! Now be quiet!" - Uzumaki IRUKA: "Naruto wanna prank call the hokage with me?" - Ami IRUKA: [Imitating Darth Vader] "Naruto ... *khuuuhh* I am... *khuuh* your father... *khuuh*" HAYATE: RIIICOOOOOOLAAAAA!!! - Gaara Know-it-all YONDAIME: I'm not Naruto's father... I'M HIS MOTHER!- Gaara Know-it-all CHOUJI: "Sorry guys, I gotta blow off training early today, I need to go shopping at that cute new health food store..." - CrazyAce CHOUJI: "Who's up for slim-fast shakes?" - radicalL CHOUJI: "Ino, you think these shorts make my butt look big?" INO: Sasuke... If you hit on me one more time, I'm gonna... - Alden INO: *walks in with a shaved head* "Watcha guys think?" - CrazyAce INO: "God Choji's so hot..." - Brett SHIKAMARU: "Hey Naruto, buddy, I got some extra cans of paint, let's go decorate the Hokage's mansion!" - CrazyAce SHIKAMARU: "Hurry up people. I want to do five more missions in the next hour!"- Silver Dragonfly SHIKAMARU: "Clean up after Chouji ate dinner? Sure! where's the bucket!?" - Akiman ASUMA: *giggling* "Now I know why they're called "special" cigarettes!" *maniacal laughter* - CrazyAce ASUMA: "That's it, I'm on the patch now." - CrazyAce ASUMA: ::Points at Kakashi:: "You are my eternal rival!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!" GAARA: *checks his hair* hmmm...maybe I should dye it blond... - Heart Break Kid GAARA: *shivers* holy sh*t...i see...blood...!*runs squealing* Temari-neesan!!! - Heart Break Kid GAARA: Hey, isn't Justin Timberlake just fabulous? - yurimi-neko GAARA: *yawns* Woaahh.. I'm going to bed now. - Yani-chan GAARA: *peels off his sand armor* WEE!!! LOOKIE!!! I'M A GIRL!! Temari: O_O..... - Kage Nagashima GAARA: (at hospital) "I just came by to wish Lee good luck in his surgery and ask if he'll forgive me for nearly killing him" ;) - UltraNED GAARA: "Uh...th-this is kind of hard...we-well...WILL YOU BE MY GIRLFRIEND,HINATA-CHAN?!" - yurimi-neko GAARA: *to Kankuro* "I feel like helping out..." *puts on Santa suit and sits in a big chair* Lil' Kiddies Who Came to See Santa: "RUN AWAAAAAAAYYYY!!!" - DNA GAARA:*singing* "oh here we are together together together oh here we are togehter in our ninja squad. there's Gaara and Temari and kankuro and sensei oh here we are together in our ninja squad! - Tsuara GAARA: "Temari! Kankuro! I WUV YOU GUYS!" *glomps* - CrazyAce GAARA: "Badger-badger-badger-badger-badger-badger-badger-badger..." *like the flash show of the same name*- psionickender GAARA: *shudders* "Sand... In my shorts..." - DNA GAARA: "Man this vase is heavy!" - Dani GAARA: *lecturing students* It's BBBAAAADDDDD to kill people!!! *shakes finger* Violence will NOT solve anything!!! - Yukita GAARA: "Sexy no Jutsu!" KANURO: *wearing nothing but a pair of shorts* Yeah, baby, yeah! - CrazyAce KANKURO: "Sorry, Karasu, but they rejected our job application for The Muppet Show again." - Xoni Newcomer KANKURO: "Hey, Gaara, wanna go to the beach together?" - Xoni Newcomer TEMARI: Uh, there is a reason why this fan is so big ... *looks around nervously* I tend to over hyper-ventelate sometimes... - RL TEMARI: "Damn that Chouji's hot!" - CrazyAce GAI: "Dammit, I forgot to wax again! KAKASHI!!!" - CrazyAce GAI: "what are you talking about?! i DO NOT bleach my teeth!" *stashes bottle of bleach behind his back - VESPA Girl GAI: *lazily walks in between a fight "hey guys..." *picks wedgie* - VESPA Girl NEJI: Hinata's hair is soooo pretty! I think I'll cut it short like hers! - RL NEJI: god i suck... - branchey NEJI: *singing* "I'M NOT YOUR BOY TOY... I'M YOUR SEXY BOY!" - CrazyAce NEJI: *standing before bath house* "Bakyugan!" - Eadha ROCK LEE: Why is everyone trying to get me to try out for FLCL? - CrazyAce ROCK LEE: I'm bored of training... Hey, Chouji, wanna get some BBQ? - Alden ROCK LEE: KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU! - Alden ROCK LEE: "i dont realy want to be a ninja...what i realy want to do is act!" - michael pollens ROCK LEE: *peels eyebrows off* - Arex ROCK LEE : "Do you guys think my tights make my butt look big?" - Luke KURENAI: damn, asuma is so frickin sexy! - branchey HINATA: *does Beyonce Knowles dance* *sings* I'm feeling SEEEXXXY, when i hear you say my name...* - Heart Break Kid HINATA: Naruto... w--will you be my... bitch? *blushes and fidgets* - Syanide HINATA: *in a lacey outfit* "Naruto can wait ... wheres shino?"- sexy bugman HINATA: "Like, oh...MY...Gaawd!! Like, yeah, like, I am, like, SOO not a valley-girl!" *titters madly* - yurimi-neko HINATA: "Kick his ass, Neji!" - Alexander HINATA: "Neji, if you don't lose the attitude you'll be stuck sneering at my foot up your ass". -c.r HINATA: *to Sasuke* "Hey baby, wanna make some fireworks tonight?" *wink*wink* - CrazyAce SHINO: "Bugs are good protein." - food_girl SHINO: "How many ways can you kill a bug? Let's see... one, two, forty-five, sixty-seven..." - CrazyAce SHINO: ::shouting loudly:: "HEEEEELLOOOOOOO GUUUUUYS!!!!!!!" - Xoni Newcomer SHINO: "Why am I wearing sunglasses if it's midnight?" - Xoni Newcomer SHINO: "AAAAIIIIEEEEE!!!! A BUG!!! GET ME SOME RAID!! - UltraNED KIBA: " Noooo, you can't blame me! I've been staying clear of hydrants for a week now!" - Sweet Boots KIBA: Will you people stop staring and start scratching my ear, dangit!!My feet don't bend that way *rolls over* Hinata: But you have fingers! Kiba: ...Will you pweeeease scratch my ear?*big chibi eyes* - Atsuki KIBA: "i like cats better..." - branchey AKAMARU: "Hey, I can talk." - food_girl KIBA: "oh i'm so sorry shino i did not mean to kill that fly!" SHINO:*pats his head*" it is alright my friend!"*hugs him*"all is forgivin!" HINATA:..."dumbasses..." - Helen KIBA: *singing* "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?" *barks* "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?" - CrazyAce AKAMARU: *dressed up as gangsta* "Call me... Lil' Bow" - CrazyAce KIBA: "Atchoo...! Crap, why can't mom and dad understand that I'm allergic to dogs?!" - Xoni Newcomer KIBA: [Singing] "Oh where, oh where has my little dog gone? Oh where, oh where can he be?" [special thanks to the kids at Chuunin] This section is closed to updates for a while so I can have time to work on other sections. 6/04 - aks |
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