Fun Stuff - You know you've watched/read too much Naruto when...

  • You stuff your new puppy in your hoodie and carry him everywhere - regalwizard
  • You start wearing animal masks and killing people for money. - Sachi
  • You put a pipe in a toad's mouth and says "lets go, oyabin!" - sinz
  • You wait 2 days for episode 1 to download using dial-up - sinz
  • You paint your nails purple, buy a straw hat, and throw on a mumu - VESPA Girl
  • You become anemic from practicing Kuchiyose no Jutsu - hina1213
  • You are in a fight and announce, "you are within range of my divination" and attack by poking the other guy's torso - Vincent Nguyen
  • You can't kiss a girl unless you've disguised yourself as Sasuke Kun. - Sweet Boots
  • The sound of the windchimes makes you think that Itachi is near by. - Nawulf
  • You try to find 'real life' people who look like Naruto characters. - Nawulf
  • You dye your hair silver and try to make it stick up like Kakashi-sensei's. - Tenjin
  • You say 'ano sa ano sa' to your friends - Shitake Mushrooms
  • You almost drown when trying to walk on water using only your chakra. - UltraNED
  • You call your teacher "sensei" and then tell them, "I couldn't help copying my neighbors test, it was my genetic Sharingan kicking in!" - konohaimports
  • You put two balloons in your shirt and announce that you are Tsunade - yurimi_neko
  • You actually read this whole list to see if you were that addicted - xtina_chan
  • You jump of a cliff trying to release your inner power - kaizer dragon
  • You make your room look like naruto's... and drink bad milk - Kiba_Lover
  • You idolize Naruto, call him boss, and wear goggles on your head - Mai Ong Xiong
  • You go buy a pet frog so you practice the summoning jutsu - Mai Ong Xiong
  • You make a pile of leaves in October and kill people to "protect konoha" - Zach
  • You reach in your pocket for shuriken to throw at your enemy and notice too late you don't have any - Kyuubi
  • You are inexplicably drawn to anything with a Naruto colour scheme: tennis armbands, jackets, a $40,000 orange and blue Land Rover... - bakaneko
  • You know the handseals [kuji-in] for Katon Gokkyaku no jutsu. - Rheiven
  • you carry your porno mags around in your pocket and read them in public when bored - cdkobasiuk
  • no one is around, you start running and yell kage bunshin no jutsu! - Rahul
  • youŽre tired and the first thing that comes to your mind is "IŽm running out of chakra" - Magdalena
  • you buy a fishnet t-shirt that you know youŽll never wear just because of Shikamaru - Magdalena
  • all your drawings end up having to do with Naruto and ninjas - KaanaChan
  • you start making up your own jutsus to fight against your siblings - KaanaChan
  • you sprain your back because you tried to bring a gourd to school - RL
  • you make your own plushie of your favorite naruto character - Uzumaki_Naruto
  • you buy a $40 head protector and wear it proudly at school, work ect... - Milk Toast!
  • you kill off your entire family except for your little brother and tell him to live hating you. - Sakura Tsukiyo
  • - your girlfriends hold a sleepover and talk about who the sexiest guy is in Naruto - yurimi-neko
  • - you wear sexy no jutsu costume to con - rukawagf
  • - you get a real anbu tattoo - rukawagf
  • - you wear a mask to work/school - CrazyAce
  • - you watch a ninja movie and proudly declare, "Oh, [insert naruto character name here] could kick their ass! - CrazyAce
  • - you're cornered by bullies and hope Asuma sensei will save you - Munky
  • - you wish the world was inhabited by ninja clans - yurimi-neko
  • - the teacher asks you what you want to be when you grow up you say, "Rokudaime Hokage!!!" - Marialana
  • - you tattoo your face to look like Naruto, Kiba or Kanurou - Naruko
  • - you misread "Nine Inch Nails" as "Nine Tails" - bakaneko
  • - you buy the games for Playstation and Game Cube even though you don't own either game console or know anything about video games period. - Leslina
  • - you sneak up behind a person you don't like and attack him with taijutsu, genjutsu, or ninjutsu - xandiira
  • - you search the Yellow Pages for a local Ichiraku Noodle Bar. - Sakura
  • - you use one of Kakashi's excuses when you are late to work/class - CrazyAce
  • - you dress up as a character for Halloween, even though nobody knows who you are - CrazyAce
  • - your growth is stunted because all you eat is ramen. - RL
  • - you find out your teacher reads porn and start calling him Kakashi sensei - Munky
  • - you go to the beach, hoping Gaara will materialize out of the sand. - DNA
  • - you make a site dedicated to naruto.- Manu Chaurasia
  • - you say 'chakra' in place of the word 'energy'. - kanechi
  • - you claim there is a fox demon sealed inside you. - Food_girl
  • - you spend hours making oragami shuriken and then have masive paper-shuriken wars with your local anime club - Silver Dragonfly
  • - you throw a chapter 200 party - ultrannos
  • - you make paintings of your fav charactor just to enhance your collection - Riana
  • - you've purchased real shinobi weapons.
  • - you eat nothing but ramen.
  • - you attempt to mimick hand seals as well as kakashi.
  • - you try to run up a tree, hoping your chakra will help you stick.
  • - you refer to the President as Hokage.
  • - you see something ninja-related and shout 'naruto!' involuntarily.
  • - you watch shows/movies with 'ninja' in the title just because.
  • - you have attained 'itachi' lines on your face.
  • - you hold a funeral everytime a character dies.
  • - you start wondering if Micheal Jackson is related to Orochimaru.
  • - you put dark eyeshadow around your eyes and throw sand at people.
  • - you wear Tevas all year round.
  • - you have collected over 300 Naruto pictures on your computer.
  • - you strap your overly-priced forehead protector to every part of your body BUT the forehead.
  • - you end your sentences with 'datte ba yo', whether you know what it means or not.
  • - you try to type "natural" and type "naruto" instead
  • - you've trained your eyes to scan stores for combinations of colours that could be used for naruto merchandise.
  • - you look for every electronic device in your house and see if it's a "Hitachi".... then take some tape and cover the "H"
  • - You bought the japanese manga [even though you cannot read it you know the story cold and pretend you can].
  • - you bought 200$ sharingan contacts you can only wear to conventions.
  • - you bought 200$ byakugan contacts you can't see out of at all.
[special thanks to the kids at Chuunin, especially Rasenth!]

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